( Really just rambling beneath the cut )

 Protip: If you ever happen to go out on a day boat trip, don't stay out until there are great big massive clouds and then go back and then have it be pouring buckets and buckets of rain and then have to run frantically up to the house to close all the windows that you left open. Also, don't leave your laundry outside on the line when it's pouring ( Read more... )

Because I'm too lazy to write up all the stuff that's happened to me on the first week of vacation. Spamming people's e-mails, now that's a different story. ;)

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 ( Take from these what you will, they all are 100% true things that happened to me. )

or, about my family and our particular brand of psychosis neuroses.

( Correction courtesy of my English-major mom. )

( or, I have really weird karma. )